As of today the market prices Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? at 31% — that is what traders are paying, in real money, for a share that pays $1.00 if it happens.
This market will resolve to “Yes” if MoistCr1TiKaL (penguinz0) gets a haircut in 2026 by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”.
A “haircut” refers to a clearly visible and noticeable shortening to his hair, small adjustments of an inch or two will not qualify unless they are a clear result of a haircut.
Taking a little snip or minor trim on stream (or in a video) also does not count. It must be a real, substantial haircut that noticeably changes his appearance from the long hair style he's maintained.
The resolution source for this market will be photographic or video evidence.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are the current odds for Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? ?
The market currently prices this at 31% (31¢ per share). Odds update continuously as traders buy and sell on Polymarket.
Will Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? ?
Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? is the market favorite at 31%, based on real money wagered by traders who have moved $41 through this market. Prediction-market odds have historically tracked outcomes more closely than polls, but they are a forecast, not a guarantee.
How much money is on Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? ?
$41 has been traded on this market in total, including $4 in the last 24 hours, with $36 of resting liquidity in the order book.
When does Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? resolve?
This market is scheduled to resolve on December 31, 2026. Winning shares pay out $1.00 each; losing shares expire worthless.
How does Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? resolve?
This market will resolve to “Yes” if MoistCr1TiKaL (penguinz0) gets a haircut in 2026 by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”.
A “haircut” refers to a clearly visible and noticeable shortening to his hair, small adjustments of an inch or two will not qualify unless they are a clear result of a haircut.
Taking a little snip or minor trim on stream (or in a video) also does not count. It must be a real, substantial haircut that noticeably changes his appearance from the long hair style he's maintained.
The resolution source for this market will be photographic or video evidence.
Where can I bet on Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026? ?
This is a Polymarket prediction market — you trade YES/NO shares against other users rather than against a bookmaker. Polynter.net tracks the odds, volume and trader activity; trading itself happens on Polymarket.